Total Medals Earned: 51 (From 10 different games.) Total Medal Score: 940 Points
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/200 points)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/95 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (75/495 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/205 points)
Medals Earned: 21/21 (380/380 points)
Medals Earned: 2/8 (125/375 points)
Medals Earned: 6/15 (30/325 points)
Medals Earned: 4/9 (80/270 points)
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
You must have left a positive impression on the hatter.
Escape Jail and Trigger the Strange Device.
The Hatter seems Madder.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the Game
The more thoughtful problem solver.
The more aggressive problem solver.
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Master the elements.
Smash up an elite sentry.
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Try out all swords.
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Get 5000 points in part one.
Get 6000 points in part two.
Kill yourself.
Swept away by waves of fire.
Eat worms for breakfast.
Slay the undead dragon.
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Beat the game on normal mode.
Unlock 6 pastries.
Unlock all of the pastries.
Serve 283 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Beat the game on hard mode.
Serve 100 pastries in Infinite Mode.
Kill 100 zombies
Lose the game
Find and reclaim the big graveyard
Win the game on any difficulty
Find all five endings (cumulative)
Kill 100,000 zombies (cumulative)
Win the game on Impossible difficulty
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Nobody likes a turtle!
Watch the whole thing without skipping.
X marks the spot!
Give 'em a pinch!
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Oh Ono!
Find all the secret movies!
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Complete the Tutorial.
Submit your score.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the good ending
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Vote on 333 maps
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Blow up a jeep
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
