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[The Perfect Murder]

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Holy-sweet-merciful-CRAP!!!! that fucking rocked!!! Way to go man!!! Ur awsome!!!

[Super Mario Reloaded]

Yes--

Only way, only word to describe it. Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes! You rock. So does Samus, Link and Mario. You ALL rock, but Paul ter Voorde rocks more.

[The tales of the Masamune]

Holy mother of god!

That was the best damn thing i've seen. Period. I havn't seen Kill Bill, but want to now. Mr. Jackson, may your life bring you peace. (Bows and leaves)

[Pink Lemonade valentine]

Awwwwwwwww....

(Head hits screen.) Ow. Crap. There not real. Grrr. (Watches it again. Again, hits head on screen.) DAMNIT, XENO! THEY ARE NOT REAL! STOP TRYING TO ISS THEM! Anyway, that was real cute. i loved it, and want to see more.

[The Beloved Dead]

What the...how the...what a piece of CRAP!!!

Okay, the opening was pretty good, but then it cuts to white with a knock on the door and some nameless voice says 'B-o-x, that spells box." I mean, WHATS WRONG WITH YOU!!! Jeez, you have to twist someone's arm to get decent flashes these days... (Walks off mumbling, but rates it 0 first.)

[Potter Puppet Pals 2!]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!! !!
Love it!!! I know i gave it a 3 on humor, but that's a multilyer. it actually got a 30. i hope to see more from u, man, oh, remember: SHOOT HIM!!!!!!!

[Real Life: Gondowan]

Only one slight problem....

I CAN'T HEAR A SINGLE FRIGGIN VIOCE!!!! crank up the voice volume, man!!! other than that, it's pretty damn good!

[CREDATOR (new & improved)]

Ummmmm.....riiiiiiiiiight.

Okay, overall, pretty good. Except two things: When the Predator (Sorry, CREDATOR.) Does the clicks on the roof, they are supposed to be louder and faster. Two: When the CREDATOR grabs the male's head and thrusts it at the camera, no... Predators hold trophies up, right above thier heads and scream triumphantly. Altogether very own-ish though. Improv on thos two aspects, and you'll get my 10.

[AlienVsSnuggles]

U people need to STFU!!!!!

Okay, I happen to be the undisputed Alien Master (Hence the name.) And all y'all who call my brothers and sisters 'Warrior' Xenomorphs, can burn in hell!!! Anyone who knows anything about the series would know full well, that the Drones do all the hunting, host-finding, FIGHTING, PROTECTING, and unfortunatly most of the time burning. The classes of Xeno is the Drone (Alien, Aliens, Alien Ressurection.), Runner (Alien 3.) Preatorian (Not in any movie, a Juvinile Queen.) And Predalien (Kind of a Predator\Alien Hybrid, also not in any of the movies.) Mother Alien (Not many people know about this one, like smaller queens.) and the all-mighty Queen (The mother of all Xenos!) Which, may I add, Molly wasn't too happy about the Air-lock sequence in Aliens....She wouldn't stop hissing about it for weeks... Anyway!! enough showing you people up, The movie was awsome, but personally, i think they both should have been CheastBursted. I wonder what kind of Xeno would come out of a stuffed teddy bear? Maybe Mell will Know....Obviously a rather fluffy, cheep 1930's lookin' thing.... Until later, Adieu!

[The Real Legend]

(Incohirinet.)

Operator: I apologize, but Xenolord had to lye down after watching that. He claimed it was 'Too fucking funny.' Link reminded him of a certain elf in one of his books...a complete doofus. Thank you for your time and effort in making this piece of crap... crap in a good way, of course.